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Website of the day: F*** My Life!!!

So Amber (my niece) walks into my room laughing tonight about some website that her friends told her about. It’s basically a site where people vent about things that suck in their lives. I was taken aback when she told me about it, but it’s actually kind of funny. Here are a few of the [...]

So Amber (my niece) walks into my room laughing tonight about some website that her friends told her about. It’s basically a site where people vent about things that suck in their lives. I was taken aback when she told me about it, but it’s actually kind of funny. Here are a few of the entries you’ll find there:

Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML

Today, I walked downstairs in a new outfit, after dieting for 3 months, and losing just over 20 pounds. My mom took one look at me and said “You’d better keep going.” FML

Today, the guy I like told me in casual conversation that I shouldn’t get mad at him if he makes out with other girls at the bar, he only does it when he’s drunk, that he doesn’t really like them. We’ve been sleeping together for a week now. He met me at the bar. FML

Today, I came home to tell my parents about my new nose job I got about a month ago. My mom always told me I should get one, so I didn’t tell her right away to see if she would notice. I was home for about 20 minutes before she asked me, “so when are you getting that nose job?” FML

Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML

Today, I left my glasses at home and while walking to the bus stop I saw the cutest girl on on the street smiling and waving at me from her front yard, I happily waved back smiling and kept going. It turned out that she was was crying and calling me over since her dad just had a heart attack. FML

Today, I told my boss I was bored of being a cashier and would rather go to food prep. He told me I couldn’t because my arms were too hairy. I’m a sixteen year old girl.
FML

For more, go to http://www.fmylife.com/

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OMG!!! These stories had me laughing!! It’s great to think that some lives actually suck more than your own.:) Thanks for posting this.

The one I loved the best is the girl who locked her door with her hair in it and her keys were in her car’s ignition. OUch!

Barbara

1 Barbara February 26, 2009 8:40 pm

funny!!!

2 bunny March 18, 2009 3:41 am

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